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Want to go back to my place and discuss Big Stick Diplomacy? Are you an early hominid? Do you have a map? Cause I see you in my future! Because my parents always told me to follow my dreams.

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Because Yoda only one for me! What are your other two wishes? Hey, my name's Microsft. How about P.

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Are you a time traveler? You can speak easy to me.

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Since I need you to investigate my south pole.