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By Bob Larkin June 19, We've rounded up a list of our favorite cheesy, bad pick-up lines that are so unabashedly awful that you're almost guaranteed to get a smile. For as long as there have been single people looking for a relationship or at least a date for Saturday nightthere have been cheesy pick-up lines.

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Did you invent the airplane?

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Your eyes are bluer than the Atlantic ocean. You must be exhausted.

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Baby, you're a firework. Thomas Jefferson would have wanted this.

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But I am now, because you're the answer to all my prayers. May I please tie your shoe? Do you have a name?

I tried one of them on my girlfriend and she didn't even laugh. Is your name Ariel? Do you believe in love at first sight? You must be a campfire.

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Are you a time traveler? Well, here I am.

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Because you're super hot and I want s'more. You can be my mate but we won't be doing any running. Cause my parents always ilnes me to follow my dreams! I'll do your process.

You don't have to wait for succession, you're first in line for me.